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On the most recent Bears Hour Live show, barfly B. Janoski sent an e-mail with his thoughts on the Bears. Aldo read the thoughts and we present them here…  Like the sweet Earth Wind and Fire 1970’s song “September”… do

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Bears 100 Proof – Talking Bears v Eagles – Guest: Kris Armstrong

The adult night club act we call Bears 100 Proof welcomes a special guest, Bears Barroom blogger Kris Armstrong. Rundown of the hijinks: Theme Song 0.00.00 – Opening theme Song 0.02.44 – Strippers Comments 0.06.15 – Intros and Talking Bears 0.19.40

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Draft Dr. Phil Releases His First Parody Chicago Bears Christmas Song, “O Football Town of Chicago”

Draft Dr. Phil Ottochian has the well-deserved reputation of being a respected football scout and analyst. What many may not know is that one of his other passions is music. In fact, years ago he signed a recording contract. Football

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Bears Hour Live with Draft Dr. Phil – Post Eagles Loss & New Barroom Christmas Song!

After the debacle in Philadelphia it became apparent that the Chicago Bears football is now playing with less enthusiasm and gusto than they were earlier in the season. Draft Dr. Phil Ottochian dissects the game and interacts with the Barflies

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No Longer Time To Simply Blame John Fox

I surrender. Like John Fox’s team appeared to do Sunday, I quit! The Bears defense came out on to Lincoln Financial Field and did not let Philly score. So there was hope. But, then the Bears’ offense took the field.

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Ciarán’s Comments: Bears vs Eagles

As always, I begin my preview of the upcoming Bears vs Eagles game with a look back at their previous match against the Detroit Lions.. The Chicago Bears went into the game against the Lions on the back of an

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Kevin Schroeder’s Bears Player Performance Grades vs Lions

There is an episode of King of the Hill in which the Arlen High School Booster Club wants to replace the football team’s groundskeeper, Smitty, because Smitty’s getting up there in years and not all there anymore. Hank Hill, loyal

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FRUSTRATING MOMENTS IN BEARS HISTORY – Episode I: Vikings 33, Bears 27 (OT)

(This is the first in a series of posts dedicated to looking back at the most frustrating moments in the last 30-plus years of Chicago Bears history.) Episode I: Vikings 33, Bears 27 (OT) 12/1/1994 @ The Metrodump Now that

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Buffone 55: The John Buffone Show – Bears vs Eagles Preview

Every week John Buffone answers five questions about the Chicago Bears and five regarding their upcoming opponent. All responses are timed to 55 seconds. The “fives” are a tribute to his late uncle Doug Buffone who played 15 years for

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Bears 100 Proof – Thanksgiving Show

The guys end the show by giving their annual thanks… but before that there’s two hours of Bears analysis, original music and hilarity. Horseshoes and Hand Grenades Print this entry

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