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Chicago Bears Quarterbacks: Cutler vs Hoyer NSFW

Cutler Hoyer. That’s all Chicago Bears fans are talking about. Benny Slacks, who considers himself our resident Bears Barroom satirist, is talking about it, too. Given the immature nature of his material we caution readers that what follows is usually unsuitable for immature

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Chicago Bears Fan Friday (and Saturday)

EDITOR’S NOTE – WE APOLOGIZE FOR RUNNING THIS FEATURE A DAY LATE. Sports teams do better when they have the unconditional support of their fans. Every Friday we at the Bears Barroom toast a Chicago Bears fan who shows the type of loyalty we

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Chicago Bears Fan Friday – Albaro Martinez

Sports teams do better when they have the unconditional support of their fans. Every Friday we at the Bears Barroom toast a Chicago Bears fan who shows the type of loyalty we admire and our beloved need. This is our first honoree…  Name:

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Marsaw’s Mailbag – Brian Hoyer, Jonathan Bullard & Jay Cutler’s Greatest Pass

Shayne Marsaw is a lifelong Chicago Bears fan with a lifetime of knowledge about the team. Every week he answers your questions about the team’s past, present and future. After a preseason game fans are thirsting for answers to what’s happening

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Marsaw’s Mailbag — Pernell McPhee, Kyle Fuller & More

Shayne Marsaw is a lifelong Chicago Bears fan with a lifetime of knowledge about the team. Every week he answers your questions about the team’s past, present and future. Here is your very first… Marsaw’s Mailbag: Marsaw: Larry Mayer doesn’t

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Vikings #TBT: The Last Down of Phil Loadholt

You know what day it is?  Oh yeah, it’s Thursday everybody!  You know what that means…sure, just one more day to the weekend, but more importantly it’s time again for Vikings #TBT!  After a long hiatus, we’re back with some

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Benny Slacks On Three NFCN Players He Does Not Like

We think Benny Slacks is kidding when he wrote this, but we’re not absolutely sure. We are sure that if you’re offended by foul language, you should skip this post. We counted approximately 20 F-Bombs and several more things bound

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Benny Slacks on Bears, Lions, Packers, Vikings and More

Every barroom has a curmudgeon spewing nonsense from behind his beer mug. Here at the Bears Barroom, Benny Slacks is ours. From time to time we open up a bottle of something and after he’s had a couple we force

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Vikings #TBT: AC Cools the Niners

What day is it???  It’s Thursday, oooooh yeah!  One more day closer to the weekend and of course another edition of Vikings #TBT!!!  By now, you know the deal…we take a look back at a moment of time in Vikings

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Why I Love Muhammad Ali

As a child Aldo Gandia first saw the name Muhammad Ali on a newspaper headline a day or two after the boxer won his title defense against Sonny Liston in the middle of May, the year 1965. That’s when Aldo

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