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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Shanking Barth

Kicker Connor Barth is no longer on the Chicago Bears roster. But, his shanks will be an indelible memory of the team’s 2017 season. Music writer, producer and singer Draft Dr. Phil Ottochian has made sure of this.   WIN A

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Lunch With Larry

ChicagoBears.com staff writer Larry Mayer has a feature named Lunch With Larry and that’s inspired Draft Dr. Phil to produce this new Bears holiday parody song. HOW TO GET A CD OF ALL 22 SONGS! How To Win A CD of

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s “Silent Fox”

You’ll never again listen to the traditional “Silent Night” without changing the words to, “Please John Fox go away…” Draft Dr. Phil’s “Silent Fox.” an instant classic! Remember, Draft Dr. Phil’s A Special Truthful Christmas CD with all 22 songs

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Joy To Jordan Howard

After Sunday’s gift of greatness by Jordan Howard we re-arranged our distribution calendar for our Bears parody Christmas songs. Joy To Jordan Howard is Draft Dr. Phil’s way of giving us a joyful way to celebrate the Bears running back.

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Blue Christmas

Every Chicago Bears fan is suffering from a blue Christmas as long as John Fox still coaches the team. Leave it to Draft Dr. Phil to perfectly capture the moment with his latest Bears Christmas parody song, Blue Christmas. Remember,

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s “Ted Phillips” A Christmas Parody Song

The Grinch that steals the gift of the playoffs year after year is… Bears CEO Ted Phillips. The latest Christmas parody song about the Bears by Draft Dr. Phil is simply named, Ted Phillips. Remember, all 22 songs will be

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Christmas Song Parody Let Him Go

When Disney released the movie Frozen, “Let It Go” because a global hit. It’s messages of liberation and acceptance are cited as part of its drawm Now Draft Dr. Phil Ottochian has taken that song and made a parody with messages of

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Mikey The Red Faced Giraffe – Another Bears Parody Christmas Song That Will Go Down In History

We know Danny, Mitchell, Tarik and Dion. Jordan, Kyle, Dontrelle, and Cre’Von. But do you recall…  the most embarrassing player of all? RELEASE DATES All 22 songs will be downloaded day-by-day on our podcast stream. Not getting the podcasts? Go

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Halas Hall Is Gonna Fall Down – The Latest Draft Dr. Phil Masterwork

Ooooh, Yeaaaah! Christmas is a time for celebrating. A time for giving. A time for love. It’s also a time to tear Halas Hall down! Draft Dr. Phil’s latest masterwork. All of these songs will be downloaded day-by-day on our

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Bears Barroom Present’s Draft Dr. Phil’s “Little Dumber Boy”

The third cut from Draft Dr. Phil’s holiday album “A Special Truthful Christmas” is “Little Dumber Boy.” You won’t be able to get this holiday classic out of your mind, just like Bears fans can’t get John Fox and Dowell

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