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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s I Hate John Fox

After Saturday’s loss by the Chicago Bears to the Detroit Lions, Draft Dr. Phil’s I Hate John Fox… is what Santa ordered. Each of the 22 songs are being downloaded daily on our podcast stream. Not getting the podcasts? Go here to

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s I Saw Dowell Kissing Mike Burton

The combination of offensive coordinator Dowell Loggains and fullback Mike Burton has been naughty and not nice therefore Draft Dr. Phil produced, I Saw Dowell Kissing Mike Burton. Remember, all 22 songs are being downloaded day-by-day on our podcast stream.

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Shanking Barth

Kicker Connor Barth is no longer on the Chicago Bears roster. But, his shanks will be an indelible memory of the team’s 2017 season. Music writer, producer and singer Draft Dr. Phil Ottochian has made sure of this.   WIN A

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Lunch With Larry

ChicagoBears.com staff writer Larry Mayer has a feature named Lunch With Larry and that’s inspired Draft Dr. Phil to produce this new Bears holiday parody song. HOW TO GET A CD OF ALL 22 SONGS! How To Win A CD of

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s “Silent Fox”

You’ll never again listen to the traditional “Silent Night” without changing the words to, “Please John Fox go away…” Draft Dr. Phil’s “Silent Fox.” an instant classic! Remember, Draft Dr. Phil’s A Special Truthful Christmas CD with all 22 songs

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Frustrating Moments In Bears History – Episode III: The Bears Fail To Re-Sign WR Jeff Graham

As frustrating as the 1995 season was, I still felt the arrow for the team was pointing up, and that it was just a matter of time until the Bears regained their rightful perch at the top of the NFC

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Joy To Jordan Howard

After Sunday’s gift of greatness by Jordan Howard we re-arranged our distribution calendar for our Bears parody Christmas songs. Joy To Jordan Howard is Draft Dr. Phil’s way of giving us a joyful way to celebrate the Bears running back.

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Blue Christmas

Every Chicago Bears fan is suffering from a blue Christmas as long as John Fox still coaches the team. Leave it to Draft Dr. Phil to perfectly capture the moment with his latest Bears Christmas parody song, Blue Christmas. Remember,

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s “Ted Phillips” A Christmas Parody Song

The Grinch that steals the gift of the playoffs year after year is… Bears CEO Ted Phillips. The latest Christmas parody song about the Bears by Draft Dr. Phil is simply named, Ted Phillips. Remember, all 22 songs will be

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Christmas Song Parody Let Him Go

When Disney released the movie Frozen, “Let It Go” because a global hit. It’s messages of liberation and acceptance are cited as part of its drawm Now Draft Dr. Phil Ottochian has taken that song and made a parody with messages of

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