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Ciarán’s Comments: Bears at Lions

As always I start my preview of the upcoming game, Bears at Lions, by reviewing last week’s Chicago Bears game.

Kevin Schroeder’s Bears Player Performance Grades vs Bengals

Okay, be honest – who saw this coming? You can give a real answer here. Don’t worry, nobody’s fan card

How To Win A CD of Draft Dr. Phil’s “A Special Truthful Christmas”

There are two ways to winning a special, limited edition of Draft Dr. Phil’s Bears Christmas parody songs. The first

Bears Win Over Bengals Means Fox Should Have Been Fired Last Year

Scroll below Aldo’s report to read Draft. Dr. Phil’s quick take on the game. And make sure you tune into

Frustrating Moments In Bears History – Episode III: The Bears Fail To Re-Sign WR Jeff Graham

As frustrating as the 1995 season was, I still felt the arrow for the team was pointing up, and that

Ciarán’s Comments: Bears Face Bengals… Has the Team Give Up?

As always I begin my thoughts for the upcoming Chicago Bears game with a look back at last week’s game,

Podcasts

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Buffone 55: The John Buffone Show – Previewing Bears at Lions

The Chicago Bears travel to Ford Field on Saturday to take on the Detroit Lions. John Buffone takes on questions

Bears 100 Proof – Bears Christmas CD & Demon House

Show Rundown: 00.00 – Christmas CD Commerical 05:30 – Opening Show Banter 13:10 – Bears Beat Bengals 16:10 – Trubisky

Bears Hour Live with Draft Dr. Phil : Bears Beat Bengals

Bears Hour Live with Draft Dr. Phil looks at the Chicago Bears win over the Cincinnati Bengals Remember, Draft Dr.

Features

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Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s I Saw Dowell Kissing Mike Burton

The combination of offensive coordinator Dowell Loggains and fullback Mike Burton has been naughty and not nice therefore Draft Dr.

Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Shanking Barth

Kicker Connor Barth is no longer on the Chicago Bears roster. But, his shanks will be an indelible memory of the

Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Lunch With Larry

ChicagoBears.com staff writer Larry Mayer has a feature named Lunch With Larry and that’s inspired Draft Dr. Phil to produce this

Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s “Silent Fox”

You’ll never again listen to the traditional “Silent Night” without changing the words to, “Please John Fox go away…” Draft

Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Joy To Jordan Howard

After Sunday’s gift of greatness by Jordan Howard we re-arranged our distribution calendar for our Bears parody Christmas songs. Joy

Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Blue Christmas

Every Chicago Bears fan is suffering from a blue Christmas as long as John Fox still coaches the team. Leave

Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s “Ted Phillips” A Christmas Parody Song

The Grinch that steals the gift of the playoffs year after year is… Bears CEO Ted Phillips. The latest Christmas

Bears Barroom Presents Draft Dr. Phil’s Christmas Song Parody Let Him Go

When Disney released the movie Frozen, “Let It Go” because a global hit. It’s messages of liberation and acceptance are cited as

Mikey The Red Faced Giraffe – Another Bears Parody Christmas Song That Will Go Down In History

We know Danny, Mitchell, Tarik and Dion. Jordan, Kyle, Dontrelle, and Cre’Von. But do you recall…  the most embarrassing player

Halas Hall Is Gonna Fall Down – The Latest Draft Dr. Phil Masterwork

Ooooh, Yeaaaah! Christmas is a time for celebrating. A time for giving. A time for love. It’s also a time

Bears Barroom Present’s Draft Dr. Phil’s “Little Dumber Boy”

The third cut from Draft Dr. Phil’s holiday album “A Special Truthful Christmas” is “Little Dumber Boy.” You won’t be

Bears Barroom Enters Waddle & Silvy Holiday Parody Song Contest

The Bears Barroom has submitted the following song, Fire Fox Christmas, to the popular Waddle and Silvy show for their

Walter Payton Tribute

Drake Dietrick sent us this film of Walter Payton that he produced. We asked if we could post on the

Tribute to Tillman

This tribute to Charles “Peanut” Tillman was originally published in September of 2014, a few days after he played his

Michelada Recipes

Three things I want you to know: I am Latino Me gusta la cerveza (I LIKE beer) I’ve lived through

Tape Room

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#FireFox – The Movie: “He’s Irritating”

This is the first of a series of mini-movies the Bears Barroom will produce that calls for the firing of

Trubisky To The Rescue

Think about it. When it comes to the Chicago Bears’ quarterback position there has simply never been anyone who could

Time For Trubisky

On April 27, 2017 I was hoping the Chicago Bears would select Clemson quarterback Deshaun Watson in the first round. When

Bears vs Packers: Bears Fans Win At Trash Talking

It’s Packer week! And that means the trash talking between fans gets so heated cheeseheads start to melt by mid-week.

Doctor’s Office: Mitch Trubisky

Why does Bears Barroom Chief Analyst Draft Dr. Phil Ottochian think that Mitch Trubisky gives the Chicago Bears the best

#TrubiskyNOW — The Movie

It is time for the Chicago Bears to make a change at quarterback. We need you to let the team’s

Slave To The Truth – A New Bears 100 Proof Ad

Bears Barroom loves to create short movies that capture the mood of our podcasts. Our latest reveals our slavish dedication

Tape Review: Every Mike Glennon Preseason Throw

There’s lot of controversy regarding whether Mike Glennon should be starting the Chicago Bears first regular season game. I have

Scouting Reports

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Scouting Stanford Defensive Lineman Solomon Thomas

Stanford defensive lineman Solomon Thomas has been one of the drafts fastest risers since the end of the college football

Scouting Alabama Defensive Lineman Jonathan Allen

Danny Shimon continues his series of scouting potential players the Chicago Bears can draft with the overall third pick of

Scouting LSU Safety Jamal Adams

One of the strongest position groups in the 2017 NFL Draft is at safety. If the prospects live to expectations, there